1. What does a woman do sitting down that a man does standing up and a dog does on three legs?

2. What word begins with the letter F and ends with CK?

3. What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a mans pajamas at night?

4. What four letter word ends in K and means intercourse?

5. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two?

6. What goes in hard but comes out soft and wet?

7. What does a dog do that a man steps in?

8. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow?

9. What is the word that is four letters long, ends in u-n-t that is used to discribe a woman?

10. What four letter word begins with F and ends with K, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

11. What is hard, about six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

12. What four letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

13. What is it that all men have one of, that is longer on some men than others, that the Pope doesn't use, and that a man gives his wife after they're married?

14. What is it on a man that gets very large when he gets excited?

15. What is long , round, wet and full of seamen?